Dear Android Autocorrect:
I appreciate that you think I’m so well-rounded and all, but how frequently does one really intend to type “Ivanhoe” instead of “anybody?” Or “Anubis,” for that matter? And when I end a sentence with the word “this (period),” I definitely do NOT mean to type “Run D.M.C.”
Kindly attend to this with all due haste.
My most sincere thanks,